It’s weird sometimes I forget just how much Star Trek means to me and then I listen to a theme and just
Star Trek means everything to me
sophiagratia asked: hypothesis: the sexiest kiss in the entire canon of kisses is the over-the-couch kiss. discuss. [*pauses, reflects for a moment* yes, it is okay with me that i am not specifying that the individuals doing the kissing are beverly crusher and jean-luc picard and/or gates mcfadden and patrick stewart; i am okay with identifying their specific kisses with the platonic idea of kissing in general.]
Approaching this scientifically because science.
- hypothesis: the sexiest kiss in the entire canon of kisses is the over-the-couch kiss.
- test hypothesis: IT’S BEEN TESTED HELLO
- collect info & analyze: well we have here not only photographic evidence
- but also footage on a loop
- from different angles for further extensive observation
- conclusion: the sexiest kiss in the entire canon of kisses is, IN FACT, BASED ON MY TOTALLY LEGIT RESEARCH AND FINDINGS, the over-the-couch kiss.
SCIENCE(S BLUE UNZIPPED).
#they won’t stop kissing each other????? #maybe they are also doing a science #their continuing mission #to explore strange new positions #to seek out new kisses and new furniture-contortions #to boldy take every fucking opportunity they can find to get sexyhollered at in public because they’re assholes #you know #SCIENCE
i’m losing my shit here “furniture-contortions” … “sexyhollered” oh god bye
I WAS THERE TO WITNESS THIS GLORIOUS EVENT AND LET ME TELL YOU. IT WAS THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF MY PEOPLE REALIZED.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN 5000+ GROWN ASS ADULTS LOSING THEIR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER.
THE BEST PART? THE OVER-THE-COUCH KISS WAS LITERALLY A TNG CAST ORGY… BECAUSE PATRICK WENT AROUND THE ENTIRE CAST AND HANDED OUT THE FLOWERS WITH A PECK ON THE LIPS. THE. ENTIRE. CAST. AND GATES GOES AROUND AND DOES THE SAME THING WITH THE. ENTIRE. CAST. AND THEN LAYS ONE ON PATRICK.
THE TNG CAST IS THE GREATEST LOVE STORY OF ALL TIME.
And you can watch the entire panel online because god bless, Canada.